Gryffindor leads by eighty points to zero, and look at that Firebolt go! Potter’s really putting it through its paces now, see it turn — Chang’s Comet is just no match for it, the Firebolt’s precision-balance is really noticeable in these long —” “JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!

Always have a vivid imagination, for you never know when you might need it.

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us?

And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

Well, better expelled and able to defend yourselves than sitting safely in school without a clue," said Sirius.

There was a point where I really felt I had 'penniless divorcee lone parent' tattooed on my head.