Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

I find that discussing an idea out loud is often the way to kill it stone dead.

A Horcrux is the complete opposite of a human being.

As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

Depression isn't just being a bit sad. It's feeling nothing. It's not wanting to be alive anymore.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.