There is a lot of comedy in magic, and magic going wrong, and also it is a dramatic subject.

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Yeah, we’ll call you,” muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, “If we ever need someone mental.

Her grief was so big and wild it terrified her, like an evil beast that had erupted from under the floorboards.

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.