Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.
Lord Voldermort Has Risen Again.
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this.
... you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist!
It unscrews the other way.