If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love.

I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice.

Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.

Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never know how much until you experience it.

They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s meeting in the Great Hall to get organized. We’re fighting.

Don't let the muggles get you down.

This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, law or politics for the giddy delights of becoming a gay wizard.