You could tie my hands to my sides, I suppose, but I have to write. For my own mental health, I need to write.

They don't know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer.

There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.

Then she was kissing him as she had never kissed him before...and it was blissful oblivion, better than firewhisky; she was the only real thing in the world.

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?” "...I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning." "Well reasoned.

You sometimes have to join forces with those you'd rather avoid.