Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

Long ago, when Harry had been left alone while the Dursley's went out to enjoy themselves, the hours of solitude had been a rare treat: Pausing only to sneak something tasty from the fridge, he had rushed upstairs to play on Dudley's computer, or put on the television and flicked through the channels to his heart's content. It gave him an odd empty feeling to remember those times; it was like remembering a younger brother whom he had lost.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron.

I've been writing my entire life, and I'll always write. But at times I have told myself that I don't necessarily have to publish anything else.

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.