Thank you.” His lips curved up on one side. “For what?” “For waiting for me.

We are your friends. It is the law of friendship that you tell us things you don’t want to tell us.

Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?

Because he should want to be in a relationship with me! I’m friggin’ awesome.

You’re young and you have all your life ahead of you.