Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.

Easy for you to say. You’re the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing.

Yo! Cam!” Beer Guy jumped off the porch and jogged down the sidewalk, passing me a quick look. “What you up to, man?” Saved by the frat boy. Cam’s gaze didn’t veer from me, but his grin started to slip. “Nothing, Kevin, just trying to have a conversation.

Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer.

Memories, even bittersweet ones, are better than nothing.

My first celebrity crush was Jonathan Brandis. I even got to talk to him on the phone. I wrote a fan letter, and he answered. Talk about a surreal experience.

My first crush was my brothers best friend.