I have hope because I love you – I’ve been in love with you, Avery. Probably before I even realize that I was

Bridget did the only thing she could do in this situation that wouldn't end with her doing a life stint in prison. She flipped the woman off. With both hands.

My first crush was my brothers best friend.

Because he should want to be in a relationship with me! I’m friggin’ awesome.

You don’t have to want to be in a relationship for a little bow-chicka-bow-wow.” Brittany looked at him slowly. “Did you really just say that?” “I did. And I owned it . Gonna make me a shirt that says that.

All I'm saying is once you've been out in the woods and heard the things I've heard, you'd believe in Big Foot and the chupacabra.

Tell me what you want, sweetheart … Anything. And I’ll do it.