I’m a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you’re pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my cookies with you.

Avery, I haven’t messed around with Steph since I met you. I have messed around with anyone since I met you.

I’m confident enough in my masculinity and sexuality that I can say that Ryan Gosling is just dreamy in this movie.

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?

Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.

I’m serious about you, Avery. If you want me for real, you have me.

My dream had been shattered, but then re-created, fashioned into something with more meaning and becoming more precious.