Actually, I'm going to nerd out on you, so prepare.

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?

He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her new haircut.She got one?I guessed her hair did look different.Like she'd washed it or something.Daemon told her that the diamond earrings were beautiful.The rug below the steps was really nice.And that leftover scent of mystery dinner-because I still hadn't figured out what she fed me-smelled divine.He admired nurses worldwide,and by that point,I couldn't keep my eye rolls to a minimum.Daemon was ridiculous.

Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer.

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?

Avery: "So I've been doing some thinking." Cam: "Oh God." Avery: "Shut up.

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.