For some time I lived in fear of receiving a letter signed 'S. Gollum'. That would have been more difficult to deal with.
And long there he lay, an image of the splendour of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world.
The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
O! Tril-lil-lil-lolly the valley is jolly, ha! ha! -Elves of Rivendell
Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here too after all the absurd things you've done since you left home.