She is more beautiful than I have words for. And last night, I was blessed beyond measure to serve her.

Butch nodded as if he knew exactly what was doing. "Like I said, my man, it's whatever. You and me? Same as always, no matter who you screw. Although… if you're into sheep, that would be tough. Don't know if I could handle that.

All right, big guy, down you go." Oh,yeah. Bed. Bed was good. "And look who's here. It's Nurse Vishous.

No matter what you wear... to me, you will always have diamonds on the soles of your shoes.

But come on, like she hadn't seen every aisle in his grocery store already?

Vampire porn does not go out of style.

And bottom line, without John by her side, everything seemed to be just a big, resounding meh.