If you're going to insist on being reasonable, I'm going to stop hanging with you.

I suppose this is for the best," Blay said into his shoulder. "You can't cook." "See? I'm so not Prince Charming.

It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set.

Take off your coat." "Excuse me?" "Take it off." "No." "I want it off." "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]

Among the problems with shame was that it in fact did not make you shorter or quieter or less visible. You just felt like you were.

Time to the face the music.

Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!