Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.

That's the problem with white horses. You have to pay for them yourself or you'll always be using someone else's reins.

To be denied was like getting shut out of a Public Park.

Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—” Holy hypoxia, Batman.

In so many ways, he had wanted this his whole life—or at least ever since he’d survived his transition and had any sexual impulse at all. This moment was the culmination of countless daydreams and innumerable fantasies, his secret desire made manifest.

When she didn't say anything more, he frowned, thinking this was the pair of them in a nutshell: Standing three feet away from each other and being separated by miles.

You will not live through this if she does not