Walter Matthau made all the big money and he was wonderful as Oscar Madison on the stage. You couldn't beat him. I know because I replaced him on Broadway. He was just delightful.

Some days when I start to talk, my voice isnt strong. But then it warms up.

I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.

There was no sacrifice in acting for me, even when I was starving in New York. I went three days without eating. Charlie Bronson and I sold blood for $5 so that we could eat.

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.

For 50 years, acting was the reason I got up in the morning.