No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.

I am also a Kentucky Colonel and an Honorary Mayor of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, among other things.

Decadence is wonderful.

If you got what it takes, you'll make it. If you don't, Shakespeare couldn't help you.

Just because your whole life is going to hell doesn't mean you have to walk there.

I am a registered Democrat (there are only two Republicans in Maryland and they're both in office) and two-time unsuccessful candidate for office myself.

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.