I have never lost a total passion for my work.

Nobody deserves this much money - certainly not an actor.

It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.

Anything truly worthwhile does not come easy. If it did, it would not be all that worthwhile.

I was born in an elevator, and - as my mother said - naturally it was going down. She said, "All I remember is telling your father, 'That's it! Never again!'" That's why I'm an only child.

how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

How do you know that God didn't speak to Charles Darwin?