Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it.

I come from the Lynchs of Sligo. You know, I went there, but I looked in the phone book and there are nine million Lynches in Sligo.

A lot of people manage to find common ground and not let disagreements or tensions build up and destroy them, and other people break up or get divorced. I don't think anything is ever going to change that situation. You simply try to find an accommodation and an understanding with another person and work from there.

When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!

The less people know about me, the easier my job is.

I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.