If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?
I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.
Staying together is a challenge. We all have to accept qualities in other people that aren't always exactly what we want or need.