A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

I did not want to be coming off the stage at the mercy of what somebody else told me I did.

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.

I think it's good if a man gives a woman some time to herself because I think we all need that and we can all benefit from that. It doesn't imply a rejection of the other person, just a sense that because we do have our separate identities, sometimes you have to be less involved in another person's life or need to have that other person be less involved in your life.

I'd prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, "Please, just don't talk about me!" Because they always got it wrong. Always. I just didn't want them to tell anyone anything about me.

Almost everybody's happy to be a fool for love.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.