I have to keep myself in check when I go to the kids' sports events. I sit waaay in the back. I make sure I don't do too much cheering, you know what I mean? I'm still not quite adjusted to this modern school of thought: Oh, it doesn't matter who wins. I'm not all the way there yet, but I accept it from the back row.

Being pigeonholed is the death of all actors.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

I'm the age where we didn't have television as kids. So when I saw my nieces and nephews watching Howdy Doody, Kukla, Fran and Ollie, and so forth, I thought the world had gone mad.

Kids are life's only guaranteed, bona fide upside surprise.