People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
I would never say, "I'm retired." I believe if I decided to just not work, in six months everybody would just forget whether you were working or not.
The less people know about me, the easier my job is.
Being pigeonholed is the death of all actors.
You're anachronistic when you know that your feelings aren't going to have any effect on anything.
Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?