You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

I'm against cronyism, and I had to learn that early on. Like, I don't have an entourage, because I saw the negative effects of those things.

Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?

It always bothered me when people came off stage and were told how great they were. They weren't, really, in my opinion. It was then I started thinking that, contrary to conventional wisdom, film was the artful medium for the actor, not the stage.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.