Liberalism is the right to question without being called a heretic. That's what America did for the world.

The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.

I envy people of faith. I'm incapable of believing in anything supernatural.

You can't say, "I'm gonna make a hit movie." You're as dead as you could be.

Kids are life's only guaranteed, bona fide upside surprise.

I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.