I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch football. Everybody's gambling. They don't want to watch the game; they watch the spread.
Jack NicholsonHuman beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.
Jack NicholsonWhen you look at life retrospectively you rarely regret anything that you did, but you might regret things that you didn't do.
Jack Nicholson