There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!?
The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.
You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.
One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.