Human interactions, stimulated as they are by disequilibrium, never achieve balance. In even the most favorable transaction, one party whether he realizes it or not must always come out the worse.

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

I never worked in an office in my life.

Why make plans? The sun might well go out tomorrow.

I suspect that the word (art) was invented by second-rate intelligences to describe the incomprehensible activities of their betters.

As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.

I'd never been published when I was young.