Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

Notice this rent in my garment; I am at a loss to explain its presence! I am even more puzzled by the existence of the universe.

But I've sure worked at jobs where I have been under inspection.

This is no science, this is art, where equations fall away to elements like resolving chords, and where always prevails a symmetry either explicit or multiplex, but always of a crystalline serenity.

I never worked in an office in my life.

Jack Vance's Lyonesse books are the greatest fairy tale of the twentieth century.

I do read books. I suppose it's more or less the same thing, but at least I'm alone and I'm an individual. I can stop anytime I want, which I frequently do.