Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

A barbarian is not aware that he is a barbarian.

I know that the history of man is not his technical triumphs, his kills, his victories. It is a composite, a mosaic of a trillion pieces, the account of each man's accommodation with his conscience. This is the true history of the race.

I haven't been to a movie since somebody gave me free tickets to Star Wars, which I went to.

Since we are not permitted to act, we are obliged to know.

Good music always defeats bad luck

Of all questions, why? is the least pertinent. It begs the question; it assumes the larger part of its own response; to wit, that a sensible response exists.