I thought that automobiles were going to have mufflers and go fast and airplanes were going to fly fast.

I was an omnivore at reading, so that everything I ever read contributed.

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

It is useless, after all, to complain against inexorable reality.

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.

I just wrote what I felt like writing since they seemed to sell.