I have this theory that people in Hollywood don't read. They read 'Vanity Fair' and then consider themselves terribly well read. I think I can basically write about anybody without getting caught.

There's always things that you know about that nobody else, because everybody's life is different. So you write about what you know. That's number one.

Ideas are all around me. If I wasn't interested in them myself, I don't think anyone else would be either.

Men are cheaters. Women are not to be trusted. And most people are dumb.

All of my books have the potential to become movies, it's just a question of finding a studio who wants to get behind me and put up the money to make the movie.

I managed to take a family trip to the Bahamas and it was quite lovely.

Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.