The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. Would you notify the telephone operators and everyone else that I'm to be known simply as Mrs. Kennedy and not as First Lady.

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

I am happiest when I am alone.

One should always dress like a marble column.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

You have to be doing something you enjoy. That is a definition of happiness: Complete use of one's faculties along lines leading to excellence in a life affording them scope. It applies to women as well as to men. We can't all reach it, but we can try to reach it to some degree.