If you produce one book, you will have done something wonderful in your life.

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

The greatest responsibility is your children. If my children turned out badly, I'd feel that nothing I had done was worthwhile.

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.

[On Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She always looks so adorable, and she's intrepid; she's the biggest bargain America ever got, bigger than that Louisiana Purchase from my French friends.