You measure peace with guns, progress in megatons. Who's left when the war is won?

Got seven women on my mind. Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, and one says she's a friend of mine.

My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.

Let the disappointments pass, let the laughter fill your glass.

It was a great time to be born, because I got to have my own publishing company right from the beginning, so I made more money than somebody would have doing what I did ten or fifteen years before.

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

I love to read. I love to stretch. In the morning, I get up, and if I'm not in a hurry, I will lie on the floor on a rug, look through some books and magazines, and maybe listen to music and try to do stretching exercises to tune up.