Talk about celestial bodies.

I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

Let the disappointments pass, let the laughter fill your glass.

I was doing my best Bogart, but I was having trouble getting into her jeans.

You would think with all the genius and the brilliance of these times, we might find a higher purpose and a better use of mind.

I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.