I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in.

You can take as much as you can from the generation that has preceded you, but then it's up to you to make something new.

Oh Lord, are there really people starving still?

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?

My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.

I taught myself to play the piano, because I wanted to play it.

We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.