I'm not sure what I'm trying to say, it could be that I've lost my way.

I never was a very good singer.

It was a great time to be born, because I got to have my own publishing company right from the beginning, so I made more money than somebody would have doing what I did ten or fifteen years before.

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?

I'm sensitive, you know, about some things, and as some of my partners could attest to, incredibly insensitive.

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

Got seven women on my mind. Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, and one says she's a friend of mine.