It's not like I'm looking to describe something that's only true of my own circumstances. It's beyond. It's way inside, you know. It's reaching inside to something that you have in common with many.

Very often it's really inconvenient - who you fall in love with. You can't really control it.

People know more about baseball players contracts than they do about the policies that govern the fate of our childrens lives in twenty years. Think about it. People used to say, the whole time I was growing up, Do you want to bring a child into this world? Thats pretty dire.

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

I never was a very good singer.

I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

I'm sensitive, you know, about some things, and as some of my partners could attest to, incredibly insensitive.