My parents would have to put the fire hose on me to get me out of bed, to go to school in the morning. They would use a cattle prod and just shock me, or throw boiling water on me, or fire a gun next to my head, to get me out of bed.

[Jason Hale] is an upstanding guy. Yeah, I like him. He's good.

I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

I think a girl looks good when she wakes up with nothing on her face.

I'm all about nightlife. I live during the night.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!