Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat

But crazy people never think they're crazy. You're sane just by the virtue of the question.

Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge seekers to come to you?” “Have I mentioned that sarcasm has the potential to be detrimental to the natural beauty of your face?” he countered.

Whenever I see you, I am overcome with the urge to be rooted within you, to be buried deep so your body can nourish me.

It was never my intention to cause you pain. Whether you feel strongly or very little, that does not excuse thoughtless behavior." - Adam

You wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.

Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat