You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water.
There are no races. Only lotteries.
It was eleven more than neccessary.
To prepare for a race there is nothing better than a good pheasant, some champagne and a woman.
Leave me in peace, everybody takes dope.
You'd have to be an imbecile or hypocrite to imagine that a professional cyclist who rides 235 days a year can hold himself together without stimulants.