It's a really weird feeling when you write something and you really know it and then you watch actors come in and do it.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

I'm not a guy who sees the desire to transform with each part; I'm not a piece of clay.

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber.

I aspired to be a writer and then I just started getting acting work. I really didn't have a direct goal, I just knew I wanted to be in this industry telling stories and doing this for a job. I thought my path was going to be as a writer, but I'm pretty happy doing it as an actor.

I knew I wanted to be an actor for a long time, but I was based out of Chicago and then I went to New York and I did 'The Upright Citizens Brigade' out there. I had a two-man show with a guy named Oliver Ralli who's now in the band Pass Kontrol, which is a big band out of New York.

If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.