Bad things can happen, and often do--but they only take up a few pages of your story; and anyone can survive a few pages.
James A. OwenJust because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.
James A. OwenSimple,' Tummeler replied.' Blueberries is one of the great forces o'good in the world.' How do you figure that?' said Charles. Well,' said Tummeler, 'have you ever seen a troll, or a Wendigo, or,' he shuddered, 'a Shadow-Born ever eating a blueberry pie?' No,' Charles admitted. There y'go,' said Tummeler. It's cause they can't stand the goodness in it.' Can't argue with you there,' said Charles. Foods is good and evil, just like people, or badgers, or even scowlers.' Evil food?' said Charles. Parsnips,' said Tummeler, 'Them's as evil as they come.
James A. OwenYou're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.
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