I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?

I almost became a music major, but somehow I was so enthralled with the camera and becoming a director that I stuck with film school and theatrics.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

There are portions of Malibu that are very remote; it's like living in the country somewhere.

Any girl that's got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I'm in love with.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.