I'm twice as old, but I feel good.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I used to play one job and have 125 pair of shoes on the floor. What was I doing? I couldn't wear but one pair.

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

Tell the politicians and the hustlers: live and let live.