I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

I started Michael years ago. I saw him in Gary, Indiana, and we'd have him on the talent shows. He kind of emulated me, and did the best he could.

Tell the politicians and the hustlers: live and let live.

My music wasn't written by Mozart, Beethoven, Bach or Schubert. It's written by God and me. They go "a one and a two and up." We start on the downbeat. Bam! And that's where we got them.

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff. It's too complicated.

Music, it requires more than brawn. It requires a lot of heart. You gotta put love in there.

It's a Man's Man's Man's World