I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

Tell the politicians and the hustlers: live and let live.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

You got to live for yourself, yourself and nobody else.

Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance.

The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell.