I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

I'm twice as old, but I feel good.

My son don't have to say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud. He don't have to be called those crazy names.

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I've got soul and I'm super bad.