What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain. The initial contact has to be the sniffing.

I never did anything else. In college I switched majors every two weeks, and acting was the only thing that held my interest.

I had great, great times as a Little League coach. People were talking about me quitting acting, and they would say, What about your creative juices? Coaching is creative, because you could take a kid who thought he wasn't any good and, within four minutes, change his mind. And I didn't have to wait six months for them to put music to it.

Saving a letter from an old friend doesn't exist anymore. Everything is texted or emailed.

I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with cowboys, I started rodeoing. When I was calf-roping, there was something about the dirt that made me feel clean.

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.