The only thing I'm running for is the state line.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time.

This is not class warfare, this is generational warfare. This administration and old wealthy people have declared war on young people. That is the real war that is going on here. And that is the war we've got to talk about.

I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the President or the Pope or as a 400 basball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody.

It's hard to think that you're a political consultant - not many people are going to get a crack at a thing like this.

I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.