Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

There is nothing going on and in the meantime we do know that our democracy is under assault by the KGB. To me, that's something we ought to be talking about. That's a relevant issue in this campaign [2016].

We should not run away from religious teachings. We should run to them.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.

If you didn't have some sense of idealism, then what is there to sustain you?

As with mosquitoes, horseflies, and most bloodsucking parasites, Kenneth Starr was spawned in stagnant water.