Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

As with mosquitoes, horseflies, and most bloodsucking parasites, Kenneth Starr was spawned in stagnant water.

We ought to be talking about our democracy being under assault right now and what we're going to do about it and not what somebody said in July about James Comey. That's a distraction, that's not what's going on.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida.

All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right.

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.