Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

People have to decide do we want our country for ourselves with the people in charge or are we going to elect the the KGB and the House Republicans to decide this election [2016].

When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.

As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016].

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.